Pissed off review

 To start off, I'm fucking pissed, so if I say fuck, shit, hell, motherfucker, or damn it, don't be fucking alarmed... Well, let's start by saying congratulations to Mr.Order, IAMURHUSBAND, JasonVorheesKruegar, ect. for getting your levels on the Featured page.The best would have to be String by IAMURHUSBAND. It's the best fucking animation skills I've ever fucking seen.So, yeah it's motherfucking awesome. Also, JasonVorheesKruegar's level is also fucking awesome, keep up the good work, you two.
---HPIronman

Polygon Tool ---Very Tiny Tool with Big Possibilities

 As we all know, the polygon tool came out earlier this week. I've been playing around with it and I FUCKING LOVE IT! What used to make an hour, now takes about 10 minutes. I hope this tool gets the respect it deserves. It will hopefully be used to make stuff more awesome, and not ignored.
--- HPIronman

The Polygon Tool (Click to Enlarge)

Good news!

So, THE NEW CHARACTER IS HERE. The character is called "Santa Claus" and  doesn't have wheels, of which has never been done before. Santa's sleigh is powered by elves. The sleigh is also filled with presents. The best feature though, is the fact that Santa can FLY when space is pressed. Their is a limit to your flying abilities, it has a meter similar to moped couple's. Santa is AWESOME. Click the picture to make it larger.

Santa Claus Character

---HPIronman

Epic and Even More Epic #1- Whoopsht and rina

Hello, people.
Epic---As we all know, since the creation of blade weapons in Happy Wheels, the top levels have been TEEMING with crappy blade throws. I have found a speaker of the truth, Whoopsht. His level A Message is true on many levels. It addresses J.B. kills, stolen levels, and also blade throws. 5/5 stars.

More Epic---A few of the main things that a level has to be in order to be epic are detailing and good mechanics. Well, rina's BIOTECHNICA 2 shows both of these characteristics in one level. It says in the description that ever since BIOTECHNICA came out (which was MONTHS ago) they had been working on BIOTECHNICA 2 (mostly on mechanics).OBVIOUSLY I rated it 5/5.

That is all for now, have a good day. ---HPIronman.

medaman's "Happy wheels talk"

Hello, friends. I have seen a level unlike all others. medaman's Happy wheels talk. This level is TRUE! I love this level SO MUCH that (if I could) I would rate it 6/5!  I rated it 5/5 (obviously.) This level is the best EVER.

New Website

3d life (Mini-Review)

Hello! haven't seen you in a long time. Wow, you've grown! Ok, stupid reunion thing is done now. So, I learned that 90% of ALL top levels are either stupid or stolen. But there is always the hidden gem. I found 32280053's 3d life. This level is exciting and amazing in many ways. I rated it 5 out of 5.
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

rina's BIOTECHNICA (mini-review)

Okay, so, as you might have noticed, this is the first post in MONTHS. That is because most of the stuff lately has been sh*t. But finally, FINALLY, some one put up a level that is actually INTERESTING! rina's BIOTECHNICA is amazingly epic. This has good detail and supposedly took rina FIVE WEEKS to finish. Bravo to rina. 5/5 stars. Well, this is all I have for now.

---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)