Good news!

So, THE NEW CHARACTER IS HERE. The character is called "Santa Claus" and  doesn't have wheels, of which has never been done before. Santa's sleigh is powered by elves. The sleigh is also filled with presents. The best feature though, is the fact that Santa can FLY when space is pressed. Their is a limit to your flying abilities, it has a meter similar to moped couple's. Santa is AWESOME. Click the picture to make it larger.

Santa Claus Character

---HPIronman

Epic and Even More Epic #1- Whoopsht and rina

Hello, people.
Epic---As we all know, since the creation of blade weapons in Happy Wheels, the top levels have been TEEMING with crappy blade throws. I have found a speaker of the truth, Whoopsht. His level A Message is true on many levels. It addresses J.B. kills, stolen levels, and also blade throws. 5/5 stars.

More Epic---A few of the main things that a level has to be in order to be epic are detailing and good mechanics. Well, rina's BIOTECHNICA 2 shows both of these characteristics in one level. It says in the description that ever since BIOTECHNICA came out (which was MONTHS ago) they had been working on BIOTECHNICA 2 (mostly on mechanics).OBVIOUSLY I rated it 5/5.

That is all for now, have a good day. ---HPIronman.

medaman's "Happy wheels talk"

Hello, friends. I have seen a level unlike all others. medaman's Happy wheels talk. This level is TRUE! I love this level SO MUCH that (if I could) I would rate it 6/5!  I rated it 5/5 (obviously.) This level is the best EVER.

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3d life (Mini-Review)

Hello! haven't seen you in a long time. Wow, you've grown! Ok, stupid reunion thing is done now. So, I learned that 90% of ALL top levels are either stupid or stolen. But there is always the hidden gem. I found 32280053's 3d life. This level is exciting and amazing in many ways. I rated it 5 out of 5.
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

rina's BIOTECHNICA (mini-review)

Okay, so, as you might have noticed, this is the first post in MONTHS. That is because most of the stuff lately has been sh*t. But finally, FINALLY, some one put up a level that is actually INTERESTING! rina's BIOTECHNICA is amazingly epic. This has good detail and supposedly took rina FIVE WEEKS to finish. Bravo to rina. 5/5 stars. Well, this is all I have for now.

---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

New stuff and Top 3 Best levels with New Stuff!!!!

Yes, it has been a LONG time since I made a post. Internet was out for 2 days. but, anyways NEW STUFF IS HERE!!!! Yes the new things are the Arrow Gun and Chain. the Arrow Gun is a repeating Harpoon Gun and the chain is really just a rope.

Best level using the Arrow Guns/Chains

 jonaskok's arrow gun ball. This level is EXTREMELY awesome. the effect made is surreal. FREAKING AWESOME! 5/5 stars!

YES, there aren't many unique things out there so far. Most just make arrow challenge levels. which is boring. Thank you Jim for the update. bye
 --- FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)

EPICNESS (JigsawVorheesKruegar and Shikadaru)

OK, so we have some EXTREMELY awesome things now. First off, we have JigsawVorheesKruegar's >NEW< Bob Marley NPC. THIS IS THE MOST DETAILED LEVEL I'VE EVER SEEN ASIDE FROM Happy Green Hills. It's epic! Isn't it obvious, 5/5!!! Now we have Shikadaru's The Black Movie. The level is a movie about this ninja that comes and kills this guy. The movie is one of the longest ones I've seen so far. It's still extremely cool. 5/5! That's all I have for now. Have a good day. Bye.
---FULLOFAWESOME (HPIronman)